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{"type":"standard","title":"Laura Secord","displaytitle":"Laura Secord","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q434840","titles":{"canonical":"Laura_Secord","normalized":"Laura Secord","display":"Laura Secord"},"pageid":249154,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Mrs_James_Secord.jpg/330px-Mrs_James_Secord.jpg","width":320,"height":543},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Mrs_James_Secord.jpg","width":1531,"height":2598},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282884940","tid":"c8e176ad-0c63-11f0-b315-6a05afe470b9","timestamp":"2025-03-29T06:05:16Z","description":"Canadian heroine of the War of 1812","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Secord","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Secord?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Secord?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Laura_Secord"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Secord","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Laura_Secord","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Secord?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Laura_Secord"}},"extract":"Laura Secord was a Canadian woman involved in the War of 1812. She is known for having walked 20 miles (32 km) out of American-occupied territory in 1813 to warn British forces of an impending American attack. Her contribution to the war was little known during her lifetime, but since her death she has been frequently honoured in Canada. Though Laura Secord had no relation to it, most Canadians associate her with the Laura Secord Chocolates company, named after her on the centennial of her walk.","extract_html":"
Laura Secord was a Canadian woman involved in the War of 1812. She is known for having walked 20 miles (32 km) out of American-occupied territory in 1813 to warn British forces of an impending American attack. Her contribution to the war was little known during her lifetime, but since her death she has been frequently honoured in Canada. Though Laura Secord had no relation to it, most Canadians associate her with the Laura Secord Chocolates company, named after her on the centennial of her walk.
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